The boss man was telling me that I should stop lying around and write an entry today. I told him that it is his fault that I was so tired anyway and that maybe he should write an entry for me sometime to see how it feels. He didn't out and out say no, so maybe he will...
Speaking of the boss man, he did the strangest thing today. He told Lyle and me that we were going to go for a walk this morning. So we go out the back door, which isn't all that unusual, but instead of leaving through the gate, he makes us sit still. And he doesn't even give us any treats! I don't really know what the deal was, but he said it was something about a "self portrait." I thought if it was a self portrait, what the heck did you get me off of my comfy bed for???
So
it looks like Tuesday is the big day. I'm getting a little nervous about
it. On the one paw, I'm looking forward to meeting my new bodyguard and
I'm looking forward to the new level of protection that having a bodyguard
affords. On the other paw, I'm concerned that she might be one of those
dogs that is allowed on the couch. Now, you've seen pictures of the
loveseat in my office so you know full well there isn't enough room for another
dog up there. And if Lyle wants to be up there too, when then I'll be on
the floor for sure.
I did think of another perk though. I think she will be tall enough to reach things that I want from the counter. I think that I'll probably be able to tell her things like "Please get that waffle off of the counter for me" and "Won't you please hand that banana to me?". I'm pretty excited about that part actually.
Well, the boss ma'am is due home any minute now so I think I'll sign off so that I can give her the proper greeting when she gets home.
I'll bark at you later (or better yet, maybe the boss man will).